Going Green
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Am Johal
it’s not easy being green
sure, it’s the colour
of glacier lakes,
alpine meadows
camo underwear
tailings ponds
chlorophyll
Colgate toothpaste
pool tables and 7-up cans
Islam, Brazil and Ireland
that’s obvs
but also the seats and carpets of Parliament
and 1/3rd of
the Pan-African flag
green eyes are an optical illusion
the discredited Lüscher colour test identifies
green with “Elasticity of will, passive, concentric, defensive,
persistence, self-esteem, assertion, pride, control”1
getting a green card means
you can live and work in the United States of America, woot woot!
every Saint Patrick’s Day,
the Chicago River is dyed green,
true or false?
verdigris was a pigment
made by fermenting wine
it didn’t mix well
with other colours
Da Vinci said you shouldn’t use it,
but Van Gogh did
to create the effect of green fireworks,
barium salts do the trick
let’s talk about monsters for a moment:
the Loch Ness monster isn’t green
but Naitake, aka Ogopogo, might just be
The left outfield fence
310 feet from home plate
for the Boston Red Sox
is called the Green Monster
I think of lizards and turtles
as little green monsters too
Derrida wrote that
“Monsters cannot be announced.
One cannot say: ‘Here are our monsters,’
without immediately turning
the monsters into pets.”
it’s a brand of movement politics
and the colour of money
green means go, but did you know
the first-ever traffic light exploded
and injured the policeman who operated it
“Green Light” is also
a 2017 song by Lorde,
that was (momentarily) critically acclaimed
as a breakup anthem
Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Tom Jones,
Elvis Presley, Burl Ives, Nana Mouskouri,
Kenny Rogers, Joan Baez
amongst numerous others, recorded
“Green, Green Grass of Home”
but it was, in fact,
written by Curly Putman,
whose last name is
often misspelt as Putnam
Tostitos lime tortilla chips…. mmmmmm
with mint juleps—even better
After your workout, remember that:
“Adding more plant-based nutrition
to your day is easier
with Vega® Protein and Greens.
More than just a protein shake,
it’s a deliciously smooth protein
with a side of veggies
to help sweeten your day.”2
1 Lüscher Color Test
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCscher_color_test
2 This quote can be found on Vega Protein and Greens packages.